I think that despite the mocking depictions of unfinished Sochi hotels that lack running water and sport cracks in the walls, the Kremlin will succeed in creating the image of the Fairy Tale Russia. And millions of TV viewers will actually believe in this fairy tale. Its creators will use sporting events and glittering shows to amaze millions of people—both in Russia and overseas—and get them hooked on Russia’s great-power mystique. But people will be amazed by Putin’s Russia—the country that belongs to the Kremlin and its main resident.

After watching the Olympics’ opening ceremony—a 3-hour long spectacle that featured 5,000 participants—many of my friends told me in unison: “This is the most brilliant performance I have ever seen!” They are not President Vladimir Putin’s admirers at all; nevertheless, they were amazed. Actually, this is exactly what the Kremlin political strategists want. They did not need a performance that glorified Putin. The show that they created sought to engender patriotic sentiments, which can always be exploited to the regime’s and state’s advantage.

But the opening ceremony was indeed a fairy tale—an artists’ myth of Russia that does not exist. The popular Russian joke that proclaims Russia to be the elephants’ birthplace which means that Russia is an embodiment of absurdities is actually about the Olympic Russia. It is the place you cannot really find in reality. It is the Potemkin village that the Russian elite have become so experienced in building through the centuries.

The real Russia is quite another animal. It is the first in the world when it comes to:

  • depopulation;
  • abandoned and orphaned children;
  • mentally ill and cancer patients;
  • human trafficking;
  • heroine consumption;
  • road accidents;
  • tobacco consumption;
  • pedophiles;
  • child alcoholism.

At the same time, Russia is also first when it comes to generals, billionaires, direct individual investment in foreign countries, as well as whiskey imports.

Welcome to the Sochi Olympics!

By:
  • Lilia Shevtsova